Tag: funny
group name: anthinganywhere
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February 08, 2008 12:10 AM EST --
I was looking for love in all the wrong places 5 yrs I'v been looking. Then I looked under my bed and I could not beleave my eyes. There in the back was something could it be yes my love . . .
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February 29, 2008 01:33 AM EST --
The other day I was sitting on a bench with a friend there was a lot of people in the room. Well we had been talking for some time. He started looking around the room doing the people . . .
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December 25, 2008 12:17 PM EST --
I hope you are all safe and well - don't drive if you don't have to - we spun out on the highway last night - i'm not going out again until conditions are a little better! This should . . .
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February 27, 2008 11:07 PM EST --
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
Body: There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:
30% of women think their ass is too fat............ . . .
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March 12, 2008 04:46 PM EDT --
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half . . .
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June 24, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
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June 23, 2008 08:02 PM EDT --
All those wo believe in Psycho Kinesis...........raise my hand.
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June 24, 2008 07:24 AM EDT --
Always remember you are UNIQUE, just like everyone else. . . .
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October 31, 2008 01:00 PM EDT --
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded . . .
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November 13, 2008 07:26 PM EST --
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or ph armacist (or . . .
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August 07, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
My best friend was getting married and as the Maid of Honor it was proclaimed that I should write and read a speech. I wrote this speech on a scrap of paper under the dryer at . . .
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December 04, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Seriously, it's a nice place.
One of my recent posts entitled "Agreement For Withdrawal of United States Forces from Iraq" had an individual a bit up in arms. This individual felt . . .
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December 07, 2008 10:20 PM EST --
Subject: The Photographer
Mr. Smith was unable to give Mrs. Smith any
children. They decided to use a surrogate father to start
their family. On the day the surrogate father . . .
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May 10, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
My gf, Heather, just sent this link to me and it's absolutely hilarious. Have a look and tell me what you think:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29100
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November 18, 2008 02:52 AM EST --
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car
and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the
passenger window and tapped lightly. . . .
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November 18, 2008 08:08 AM EST --
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who have gone through labor to make love again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The . . .
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December 08, 2008 01:23 AM EST --
This guy lived on his own and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he
goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company. The pet shop
owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. . . .
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December 09, 2008 01:49 AM EST --
HANGOVERS ....
* One Star Hangover
No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere
disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be
glad that you are . . .
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December 10, 2008 11:12 AM EST --
Subject: Chocolate Rules
Chocolate is a vegetable and should be included in your
meals daily. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived
from cacao beans. . . .
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December 21, 2008 03:49 PM EST --
How to stop being bugged by relatives at weddings if you're single:
Blue-haired old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're . . .
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